HAPPY NEW YEAR’S! with love from Lone Star Studios! 
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What's New at Lone Star Studios
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie – New Trailer
Nintendo released a new trailer for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie! We get to see a new character for the first time. Can you guess who it is?
College Football Playoff National Championship – Miami vs Indiana
The college football season reaches its dramatic conclusion tonight as the Indiana Hoosiers and the Miami Hurricanes meet on the sport’s biggest stage.
Whata-New-Year! The Monterey Melt Returns!
What a way for Whataburger to start the year off right! The Monterey Melt’s return to Whataburger ensured that we would have a Happy New Year no matter what. What a great and wonderful surprise to start the year with! If you’re looking for a rich, somewhat indulgent experience, shove a Monterey Melt in your face, satisfaction guaranteed! The Monterey Melt stacks two all-beef patties, Monterey Jack and American cheese, grilled onions and peppers, and tops it all off with Whataburger’s Jalapeno Ranch sauce. This is the burger that will ruin all other burgers for you!
A Special Message from Santa:
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We’re a little out of this world in every good way!
Lone Star Studios is a world-class, first-of-its-kind, media production company that offers everything you love in one total, complete package. Here you will find a virtual reality experience, streaming service, online courses, a store and much more!
Shine on, Little Star! Shine on!
Virus-proof your life! Virus-proof your business!
Put your business into our VR world and never worry about another shut down again. The world may stop, but your life doesn’t have to. You can continue living your best life, no matter what the conditions are like outside. Never fear the virus again!
One single sign-on for the rest of time! One single sign-on to rule them all! This could be the last password you ever have to remember or keep up with for the rest of your life.
Why have multiple subscriptions all over the place to try to keep up with when you could just have one that does it all? Ditch all those subscriptions you pay for and don’t use anyhow and make this the last subscription you ever have to keep track of. Simplify your finances, simplify your life! Who knew life could be fun again?!
Launch Sequence Initiated – Lone Star Studios has Liftoff
